Strawberry Shampoo & Insomnia
A Compendium of Useless Knowledge
Over the course of our short West Wing fanfic writing career,
we've produced... well, kind of a scary amount of stories. And we've been
told numerous times that our readers have started to confuse our various
universes with the show. Maybe this page will help you keep it straight--some
of our original characters, interpretations, and inside jokes, from An
Innocent Kiss to the Partyverse, compiled by Jo and Ryo with some
much-appreciated assistance from Morgan. Also, thanks to HollyJo, Jessica,
sillygirl, Nikki, Trish, Kansas, xSaBx, and Cass for corrections.
- Coffee has always been Josh and Donna's reward system-slash-substitute for sex, hasn't it?
- Okay, but the philately joke was in Galileo, so obviously that running gag is from the show, isn't it?
- CJ's always reminding Josh of the standing threat to his kneecaps, isn't she?
- Josh and Zoey are old friends, right?
- There's always been subtext between Josh and Donna, though, right?
- Donna and CJ are pretty good friends, aren't they?
- During the campaign, Donna only left Josh for three weeks, so why does he make such a big deal about it?
- So the Senate Majority Leader is a a verbally challenged guy named Gregory W. Baker?
- Josh is plagued by nightmares of the shooting, right?
- What is Josh's family history, anyway?
- Josh's mother is a politically active, kickass older woman, possibly named Adira?
- Must the Collective inflict babyfic upon the masses?
- Who the hell is Susan Douglas-Radford, anyway?
- Didn't Josh audit Dr. Free Ride?
- Wait -- CJ's married, Sam's gay, and Toby's sleeping with someone named Toni?
- Donna's roommate's name is Candi, though, right?
Eclectica | And you thought
the other stuff was useless??
And for the record, Scully does not use strawberry-scented shampoo, and
Mulder sleeps just fine at night.