Strawberry Shampoo & Insomnia
A Compendium of Useless Knowledge
Characterization
Well, he's made only one reference to his 760 Verbal
score on the show, and that was not in the presence of Donna. In Lies,
Damn Lies, and Statistics, when Joey Lucas was impressed that he knew
what "polyglot" meant, he boasted of his score to her, Kenny, CJ, and Mandy.
That said, Josh's ego is certainly large enough [see his arrogant
soliloquy on his
academic credentials in Celestial Navigation] to support the idea that
he'd mentioned this a time or two to Donna. So we've turned it into a running
joke between them in A Winning Strategy. Incidentally,
Josh's assertion that he had to work hard in school because his IQ "doesn't break
the bank" in 100,000 Airplanes seems odd, considering the past references to
both his academic achievements and his fratboy days (e.g. registering an animal
for classes, Isaac & Ishmael).

Anything's possible, since her family has never been
mentioned on the show, except for Josh's reference to her "whole Protestant
family" during In Excelsius Deo. There has also been no suggestion
about her family's political affiliation or thoughts about Donna's career;
we've made the Moss clan disapproving Republicans. As for the strange names,
that came about from Ryo's obsession with a baby names book (35,000+ Baby
Names by Bruce Lansky), and Jo's tendency to choose the oddest name out
of any list. Hence, we've named her Donnatella Viridis Moss; her sister,
who is entirely our creation, is Francesca Caprice Moss Hudson; and Frances'
kids have very strange names, which we won't go into here. Check out
Castle in the Clouds for more on that particular
subject. :) Because of what Josh dubs the "crazy-naming gene," Donna and
Josh settle on names for their future children well in advance: Molly Jordan
and Josiah Kennedy.

To our recollection, there is nothing on the show that
suggests he can't keep a secret, or that he's the weakest link, or that he's
more scared of CJ than the other Idiot Boys. [Incidentally, CJ's habit of referring
to Josh, Sam, and Toby as "the Idiot Boys" started in Curse of
the Cat Goddess and seems to have stuck.] In In Excelsius Deo, Sam
had a hard time lying effectively to CJ, but he's actually one of the few
characters who's had a fight with CJ on screen (A Proportional
Response). Also, he was able to lie to Stephanie Gault
in Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail. Our version
of Sam tends to focus on what Toby dubs Sam's "credulous simplicity"
(Mandatory Minimums). In our defense, Sam himself has said, "I
am dumb. Most of the time I'm playing smart" (Six Meetings Before
Lunch).

In our fic, absolutely; on the show... probably. Josh,
of course, called CJ a "Berkeley shiksa feminista" in A Proportional
Response, and CJ herself has made a couple of comments on the show that
support the idea of her as a third wave feminist ("Yeah, and it's the
bathrobes that's outrageous" in Bartlet's Third State of the
Union, in response to Sam's comment that there are only a handful of
female White House employees; "I will once again betray the sisterhood" from
The Stackhouse Filibuster). In addition, CJ worked for EMILY's list,
a fundraising organization for pro-choice, female political candidates (In the Shadow
of Two Gunmen, though CJ left the "pro-choice part out of her description).
Oddly, though the show has addressed myriad leftist/liberal
political issues, the vast majority of feminist or women's issues haven't
seen the light of day. When they do show up on screen, we hope that CJ will
be the strong feminist we know she really is. [We do not consider CJ's strong
reaction to the brutal gender apartheid referenced in The Woman of Qumar to be
explicitly feminist; it's a human rights issue. Though it is possible that men are
more willing to consider that a "cultural difference" than a suppression of the human
rights of women.]

Of course. Only he's never been called that on the
show. In fact, it started as something Donna mockingly called his attempts
at posturing--his "master politician pose"--in A Winning
Strategy. It evolved into, well, an entire Winning Strategy
story being titled The Master Politican. In The
Stackhouse Filibuster, however, President Bartlet tells Leo that he has a "deputy
who's frankly a lot smarter than you." More evidence of Josh's political
acumen: He was brought on the campaign as Senior Political Director
(Celestial Navigation); Donna tells him "You got [Bartlet] elected"
in the pilot; Hoynes admitted to thinking "I'd be President right now" if
he'd listened to Josh (What Kind of Day Has It Been); and who could
forget the sunglasses and the attitude and the HOT at Josh's meeting with
a troublesome Democratic Senator, to which Leo joked he should sell tickets--
And if that gazebo speech isn't evidence of Josh's Master Politican standing, we
don't know what is (Five Votes Down).
And for the record, Scully does not use strawberry-scented shampoo, and
Mulder sleeps just fine at night.